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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Hi, I’m Natasha Simons, and I am a frequenter of zoos and a maker of soups.

Emails of accolades or remonstrances can be sent to ndotsimons [at] gmail.com</description><title>Sweetness and Light</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @natface)</generator><link>http://natface.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Is there anything I can do/take for a runny nose ish that you've found especially effective?</title><link>http://natface.tumblr.com/post/235437919</link><guid>http://natface.tumblr.com/post/235437919</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:47:52 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>the most attractive thing</title><description>&lt;p&gt;is when I take a nap and get drool down my chin and on the blanket, making a cute little damp spot.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Return your internet crushes to the left, please.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://natface.tumblr.com/post/235431387</link><guid>http://natface.tumblr.com/post/235431387</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:39:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>as Raymond Babbitt.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspq1vMhni1qz71c2o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;as Raymond Babbitt.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://natface.tumblr.com/post/235411793</link><guid>http://natface.tumblr.com/post/235411793</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:15:31 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Nicolas Cage as Dr. Ian Malcolm; from the un-missable Nic Cage...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksppz82XGg1qz71c2o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nicolas Cage as Dr. Ian Malcolm; from the un-missable Nic Cage as Everyone blog.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://natface.tumblr.com/post/235410460</link><guid>http://natface.tumblr.com/post/235410460</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:13:56 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Community</title><description>Piers: Let me tell you, before AIDS, sex was like shaking hands.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Abed: Hence AIDS.</description><link>http://natface.tumblr.com/post/235167746</link><guid>http://natface.tumblr.com/post/235167746</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:49:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>This Supernatural episode is already ridiculous.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksp96xeqT01qz71c2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This Supernatural episode is already ridiculous.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://natface.tumblr.com/post/235140314</link><guid>http://natface.tumblr.com/post/235140314</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:11:25 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>breakupsong:

Ode to Divorce — Regina Spektor
you’re eating...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://natface.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/234491823/tumblr_kso14mThzt1qzzvwp&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://breakupsong.tumblr.com/post/234490554/ode-to-divorce-regina-spektor-youre-eating" target="_blank"&gt;breakupsong&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ode to Divorce — Regina Spektor&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;you’re eating something minty and you’re making that face that I love&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://natface.tumblr.com/post/234491823</link><guid>http://natface.tumblr.com/post/234491823</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:20:59 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>breakupsong:

You’re gonna cry, cry, cry and you’ll want me...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://natface.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/234454244/tumblr_ksnz8kXEcY1qzzvwp&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://breakupsong.tumblr.com/post/234452028/youre-gonna-cry-cry-cry-and-youll-want-me" target="_blank"&gt;breakupsong&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;You’re gonna cry, cry, cry and you’ll want me there,&lt;br/&gt;It’ll hurt when you think of the fool you’ve been.&lt;br/&gt;You’re gonna cry, cry, cry.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s nice to believe, isn’t it?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://natface.tumblr.com/post/234454244</link><guid>http://natface.tumblr.com/post/234454244</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:41:03 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>midnight, by me.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;in Pasternak’s house, there is no one.&lt;br/&gt; in this house, there is no one. &lt;br/&gt;but there is no future for this doorway.&lt;br/&gt; besides, my garments afford me little grace with which to welcome you.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;there are eight thousand things that have broken my heart—&lt;br/&gt; the sink leaking for the third time &lt;br/&gt;in as many days, for example.&lt;br/&gt; my utilities take to heart the theory &lt;br/&gt;that repetition can catch catch catch attention.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;that has never seemed to work for me. &lt;br/&gt;every corner reveals the lack of you,&lt;br/&gt; but the cotton that surrounds my thought says: &lt;br/&gt;have you left yet?&lt;br/&gt; come say goodbye.&lt;br/&gt; have you left yet?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;come say goodbye.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://natface.tumblr.com/post/234440697</link><guid>http://natface.tumblr.com/post/234440697</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:26:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>There'll be no one in the house, by Boris Pasternak.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;There’ll be no one in the house &lt;br/&gt;Save for twilight. All alone, &lt;br/&gt;Winter’s day seen in the space that’s &lt;br/&gt;Made by curtains left undrawn.&lt;/p&gt;&#13;
&lt;p&gt;Only flash-past of the wet white &lt;br/&gt;Snowflake clusters, glimpsed and gone. &lt;br/&gt;Only roofs and snows, and save for &lt;br/&gt;Roofs and snow - no one at home.&lt;/p&gt;&#13;
&lt;p&gt;Once more, frost will trace its patterns, &lt;br/&gt;I’ll be haunted once again &lt;br/&gt;By my last-year’s melancholy, &lt;br/&gt;By that other wintertime.&lt;/p&gt;&#13;
&lt;p&gt;Once more I’ll be troubled by an &lt;br/&gt;Old, un-expiated shame, &lt;br/&gt;And the icy firewood famine &lt;br/&gt;Will press on the window-pane.&lt;/p&gt;&#13;
&lt;p&gt;But the quiver of intrusion &lt;br/&gt;Through those curtain folds will run &lt;br/&gt;Measuring silence with your footsteps, &lt;br/&gt;Like the future, in you’ll come.&lt;/p&gt;&#13;
&lt;p&gt;You’ll appear there in the doorway &lt;br/&gt;Wearing something white and plain, &lt;br/&gt;Something in the very stuff from &lt;br/&gt;Which the snowflakes too are sewn.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://natface.tumblr.com/post/234439535</link><guid>http://natface.tumblr.com/post/234439535</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:24:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Sorrow is better than laughter: for by the sadness of the countenance the heart is made better."</title><description>“Sorrow is better than laughter: for by the sadness of the countenance the heart is made better.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ecclesiastes 7:3&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sometimes I look up Bible quotes that have to do with how I feel. I don’t know. It’s like looking up stuff in a really comprehensive advice column.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://natface.tumblr.com/post/234271682</link><guid>http://natface.tumblr.com/post/234271682</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:08:26 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I'd just like to say thank you to Natface publicly.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://stillawannablessedbe.tumblr.com/post/233911135/id-just-like-to-say-thank-you-to-natface-publicly" target="_blank"&gt;stillawannablessedbe&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;She did an asskicking proofreading job on my portfolio.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;



Oh, no problem! Weirdly, I genuinely enjoy a good proofread. You’re going to do gangbuster.</description><link>http://natface.tumblr.com/post/234027234</link><guid>http://natface.tumblr.com/post/234027234</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:35:09 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Dear The Good Wife:</title><description>&lt;p&gt;You can’t make every client they defend on this show innocent. Sometimes guilty people need defense lawyers too!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://natface.tumblr.com/post/233633936</link><guid>http://natface.tumblr.com/post/233633936</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:50:00 -0500</pubDate><category>the court of lol</category></item><item><title>Tumblrati, unite</title><description>&lt;p&gt;So this probably isn’t appealing at all, but I’m in kind of a bad place, and does anyone want a email with some dramz?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://natface.tumblr.com/post/233389139</link><guid>http://natface.tumblr.com/post/233389139</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:12:00 -0500</pubDate><category>tumblr sleepover</category></item><item><title>GPOYW: Halloween pictures finally. I went as Sally Jupiter, or...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksltry5DRL1qz71c2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksltry5DRL1qz71c2o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;GPOYW: Halloween pictures finally. I went as Sally Jupiter, or Silk Spectre I, and my costume was comfortable and well-fitting for once, and in addition I got to wear a garter belt/stockings combo that made me feel like a 40s pin-up.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://natface.tumblr.com/post/233214976</link><guid>http://natface.tumblr.com/post/233214976</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:45:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>kapi0:

I’m mature.

I would make fun of this more if I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksllflJm6v1qzvevvo1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kapi0.tumblr.com/post/233082368/im-mature" target="_blank"&gt;kapi0&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m mature.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I would make fun of this more if I hadn’t totally set it up.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://natface.tumblr.com/post/233083526</link><guid>http://natface.tumblr.com/post/233083526</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:46:58 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>about the bald bear pictures</title><description>&lt;p&gt;WHY DO BEARS LOOK LIKE THAT?!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I can’t bear to have them on my Tumblr, but just know that every time one comes up, I die a little inside.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://natface.tumblr.com/post/233082759</link><guid>http://natface.tumblr.com/post/233082759</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:45:57 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>bingoparaphernalia:

I’ve just realised this is how I know the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kslfat2EpM1qzvur7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bingoparaphernalia.tumblr.com/post/232988982/ive-just-realised-this-is-how-i-know-the-verb-to" target="_blank"&gt;bingoparaphernalia&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’ve just realised this is how I know the verb “to expectorate”. All the greatest intellectuals get their vocabulary from Disney films.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;



I got the word “egregious” from Hercules. I was so enamored of Hades’s intelligence.</description><link>http://natface.tumblr.com/post/233003271</link><guid>http://natface.tumblr.com/post/233003271</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:52:32 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I miss Rome, I miss Rome, I miss Rome.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Why does it feel like my whole life is going to be a journey to get back there?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://natface.tumblr.com/post/232630668</link><guid>http://natface.tumblr.com/post/232630668</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 01:24:33 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>okay, yes, Gossip Girl.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;clearly a just-elected politician, who has been claiming to be honest and change the game and is the object of a lot of public scrutiny, would be seen grabbing drinks with an underage teen. Blergh.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://natface.tumblr.com/post/232566533</link><guid>http://natface.tumblr.com/post/232566533</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:01:14 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
